So long, Pop! I'm off to check my tiger trap!

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Even cowards can endure hardship only the brave can endure suspense.

That is what I want to tell you about: the girls with their short skirts and bright eyes and big-city dreams. The girls of 1929.

When learning becomes you, then it appears as you need it, when you are being you.

I've never been able to sleep very much, even when I was a kid. I used to hate being forced to lay in bed in the darkness, and just shifting in bed and staring at the shadows.

To be absolutely nothing is to be beyond measure.

Perhaps the transformation of the disciples of Jesus is the greatest evidence of all for the resurrection.

If you want to know the future, look at what is in your mind

For me the moral dilemma this past year has been how to make peace with the unacceptable.

I told you all I was going to be No. 1, and I did just that.

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing.