So many things I'm not, and so few things I am.

She was no longer theirs. She was his. And he was hers. And this was their world.

I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.

And yes, we do have some food. Maybe you'd like to join us? Unless you want to stick with your sheep sushi.

If God gives you a Quiznos, can I have a bite? No way. You have to pray for your own food.

A man without pleasure is a man without any idea what life is about

Slice and Dice, Slice and Dice

It's vital to keep a sense of humour when the world seems to have suddenly become a very strange place.

Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

Ninth graders with machine guns: its hard to make that a happy story.

[Caine] "Interesting. Me, I've always wanted to know who my real parents were." [Sam] "Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring they usually last a considerable time.

Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.

If an individual is able to love productively, he loves himself, too; if he can love only others, he cannot love at all.

One must understand what people are thinking, feeling and believing in order to enchant them.

I have depended on books not only for pleasure and for the wisdom they bring to all who read, but also for that knowledge which comes to others through their eyes and their ears.

Everything is good . . . as long as it is unpossessed. Satiety and possession are Death's horses they run in span.

I loved Charlotte Bronte when I was little, and I wanted to be Charlotte Bronte the way people want to be a princess.

The Church recruited people who had been starched and ironed before they were washed.

Love is not love, without a violin playing goat.

Empathy in broadest sense refers to the reactions of one individual to the observed experiences of another