So many things--nay every real thing--is good if only it will be humble and ordinate.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

If you take things the wrong way, be aware of which end is up

The best thing about having four big brothers is you always have someone to do something for you.

Intersectionality may well sound like some unfortunate bowel complaint resulting in copious use of a colostomy bag, and indeed it does contain a large amount of ordure.

Do not stand at my grave and cry, I am not there; I did not die.

Asking questions is one of the best ways to grow as a human being.

There are moments when art attains almost to the dignity of manual labor.

The body is seen by the mind, but the mind is seen by what?

Last week I told my wife, If you would learn to cook, I could fire the chef. She said, If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.

Growing old is not all sweetness and light. Old women especially are invisible.

I was trained as a dramatic actor. Im really excited to do some more dramatic stuff.