So much for Obama's promise of 'quality, affordable health care.'

Among the cancers devouring the American body politic, one of the most virulent involves liberals who play the race card as carelessly as children playing 52 Pickup.

The new Republican Congress should move full speed ahead to repeal and replace Obamacare. It would be unwise to wait for the Supreme Court to perform this service for the American people.

She poured us some more Scotch. It didn't seem to affect her any more than water affects Boulder Dam.

When people are lame, they love to blame.

Reason is not measured by size or height, but by principle.

if i repent of anything, it is very likely to be my good behavior. what demon possessed me that i behaved so well?

I labored for eight years thinking that I was writing a book for adults that was a nostalgic look back on childhood. Then my publisher informed me I'd written a children's book.

Anyone with two tunics should share with him who has none.

I'm usually up at 6 A.M., even on the weekend.

Unleash your creative energy and let it flow. Relish the possibilities.

What's brave, what's noble, let's do it after the Roman fashion.

All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand! Oh, oh, oh!