So, so sorry. Really sorry. Master. Sir. Emperor of the world. God of the universe.

You know I still don’t like your…hobby.”“Didn’t ask your opinion.” Jake rubbed his aching ribs. “If you want mine: anyone using the missionary position twice in a row should serve time.

Hey, I see people manacled to log walls all the time. You bet. It’s a popular sport in Bear Flat. Gonna replace fishing soon.

If the goddess—and that would be me, by the way—is displeased, you’ll get bats in your hair and mice in your boots.

I hope that in victory we are more grateful than proud.

The course of a life can be changed with some well timed, lovingly asked, honestly answered questions.

I'm natural, but I wear makeup seven days a week.

As many micro-credit schemes across the world can testify, investment in women is the best investment for the future.

I'm an idealist without illusions.

Instead of building castles against your enemies, build bridges for them to come to you!

Anthrax, it's something that gets you sick, it's horrible, strong. It's a heavy-metal band name if there ever was one.

Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach?

I'm sick of people imposing cultural references and influences on me, but I'm not sick of people talking about my age.

Can a man cling to the positive without any negative in contrast to which it is seen to be positive? If he claims to do so he is a rouge or a madman.