So the actual riffing came out of us just sitting there and doing it the way I think some people think we really did it, which is all spontaneously, and it really was.

Mystery Science Theater is really a postmodern show, it's really derived of many influences.

Sometimes I go into my own little world. It's okay, they know me there.

Beanie and Cecil was the first cartoon I remember watching and I think there are analogies.

Gypsy was the name my brother gave a pet turtle he had. I always thought it was so peculiar.

I spend a lot of time thinking about what I do and how it fits into the scheme of things. I won't do something just because it's funny.

If you notice any of the press from when I was with the show, I would always deny it being the year 3000.

South Park started as a little video Christmas card.

A lot of the shows that really become hit shows are often demonstrated, like Mystery Science Theater.

A lot of times when I sit down with the other comics and try to talk theory, they say I'm being too serious.

But if you think you aren't creative that's cool, too. I think being around people who aren't creative is kind of refreshing and nice.

We fear men so much, because we fear God so little. One fear cures another. When man's terror scares you, turn your thoughts to the wrath of God.

There have been times I've felt so much art in my soul I grew sick of artists.

Love is the dance of the spirit on a stage called heart with the songs of mind to satisfy our eternal desires to belong.

True friends celebrate your success and share your grief!

There is always going to be evil as long as goodness lives on.

I'm that person everyone replaces after a while.

It was never in my mind to be famous.

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.

What do hookers do on their nights off, type?

He who praises everybody, praises nobody.