So the end may be a long time coming, but that doesn't mean it doesn't have a way of sneaking up on you.

You can never have too much, butter.

If there's a sexier sound on this planet than the person you're in love with cooing over the crepes you made for him, I don't know what it is.

There are times with your friends when you just have to put their whole mess out of your mind for a while.

Doors are going to open-doors you can't even imagine exist.

The nice thing about having a friend who is crazier than you are is that she bolsters your belief in your own sanity.

Maybe I needed to make like a potato, winnow myself down, be part of something that was not easy, just simple.

The road to hell is paved with leeks and potatoes

I got my undergrad in Creative Writing, and then I didn't get my Masters in obsession, because I figured I already had that covered.

It's sad, but a relief as well, to know that two things so closely bound together can separate with so little violence.

Nowadays anyone with a crap laptop and an Internet connection can sound their barbaric yawp, whatever it may be.

A boss says “go and make sure you do it”

Resurrection, rebirth, reincarnation, resprout, revive! All these words can be summarised only in one word: Vacation!

When I am starting a new game, I have to program it for the Apple, because I want to get all of the markets.

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right.

People create their own success by learning what they need to learn and then by practicing it until they become proficient at it.

Evidence exhausts the truth.

While I've said that there are plenty of things I dislike about the South, I can be clear that there are things I love about the South.

For me, love carries the seeds of its own destruction.

All of God’s people are ordinary people who have been made extraordinary by the purpose He has given them.

When I see friends of mine break up and they're like, "Oh, we still really love each other, but we just couldn't make it work," I don't get that. I don't understand what that means. Make it work.