So the first thing we're gonna do, " I told him, "is push you off the roof.

Our parents were a test tube and a turkey baster.

What is life, without someone to share with?

Don't the great tales never end?""No, they never end as tales, " said Frodo. "But the people in them come, and go when their part's ended. Our part will end later – or sooner.

The philosophy behind much advertising is based on the old observation that every man is really two men - the man he is and the man he wants to be.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

Winston [ Churchill] is a dandy and a visionary. Unfortunately, in winning wars, principles are inevitably debased. That's politics.

Never was a person more mortified than I was at this time, to see so fair an opportunity to push a victory; Detroit lost for want of a few men.

A life postponed too long might never be lived.

Tell me my copy is missing the last twenty pages or something. Hazel Grace, tell me I have not reached the end of this book. OH MY GOD DO THEY GET MARRIED OR NOT OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS?!

Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools.

I just like the fact I can make a film which might give comfort to some people who think they are the only crazy person in the world and suddenly they see there are two crazy people in the world.