So, to sum up my room-clearing generalizations, men are in comedy to break rules.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.

(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)

Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one.

You all watched a sketch about feminism and you didn't even know it because of all the jokes. It's like when Jessica Seinfeld puts spinach in kids' brownies. Suckers!

Don't waste your energy trying to change opinions ... Do your thing, and don't care if they like it.

Don't hire anyone you wouldn't want to run into in the hallway at three in the morning.

We spent days and weeks doing nothing, calling one another ten times a day to schedule our nothing-doing.

Was it too much to expect the rest of the world to care about grammar or pay attention to details?

It doesn't matter if you have to kick, crawl, scratch, hop, limp, hobble, or be carried to the finish line. Just make sure you finish you race.

All the makeup in this world can never cover up an empty brain.

Never say war insane at the moment for you to embrace those gentle heroes you left behind.

The business of the poet is not to find new emotions, but to use the ordinary ones and, in working them up into poetry, to express feelings which are not in actual emotions at all.

For those who sincerely seek the truth should not fear the outcome.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

My strength comes from my abdomen. It's the center of gravity and the source of real power.

Certainty without power can be interesting, even amusing. Certainty with power can be dangerous.

God has given such brave soldiers to this Crown that, if they do not frighten our neighbours, at least they prevent us from being frightened by them.

I'm just saying it's easier to kill a cat than dispose of a car.