So we went on what we now call "The Beck Family Church Tour" and man did we see some churches.

You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one - I can't speak for you, but I'm on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.

What we don't have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don't have those rights.

Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you're worthy of the trip.

The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.

The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go alert your bishop.

All men are created equal. It is what you do from there that makes the difference. We are all free agents in life. We make our own decisions. We control our own destiny.

Determine when you are most effective and energized, then plan your tasks within that time.

The calmest part of the storm is not in its eye, but in your own soul.

A call for national and individual repentance is urgently needed today, or judgment is certain to fall.

Father, help me never to place judgment upon another and then only upon the merit therein.

Love can tame the wildest.

no one ever gossips about the virtues of others

Where ruts have not yet been worn, it requires less effort to stay out of them.

The people are not stupid, but they are totally misinformed.

I believe in the law of attraction...I believe you can speak things into existence. When you know where you're going and you know what you want, the universe has a way of stepping aside for you.

I stayed away from mirrors when I was younger and I didn't like having my picture taken. I was tall and had braces and felt ugly.