So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.

So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!

Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.

You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.

I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

Life is a book waiting to happen.

When you recognize that you are your own SoulMate, you feel at home and peaceful within yourself, no matter what is going on in your love life.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Obviously talent gets you to a certain point, but it's what you do with it, how you handle.

I wouldn't cut you out of my life Clary, any more than I would cut off my right hand and give it to someone as a Valentine's Day gift." Gross," said Clary. "Must you?" Simon grinned. "I must.

You and you alone are responsible for taking actions to create the life of your dreams. Nobody else can (or will) do it for you.

Being in the limelight with Glee, I've definitely felt pressure to stay fit. But honestly, you have to ignore it.

They say it is impossible but I've overcome the odds before.

Granddad was superstitious about books. He thought that if you had enough of them around, education leaked out, like radioactivity.

Some of the best records are the ones that really affect you the most - they're pure emotion and energy, and it's like you're in that person's brain. It's pretty cool.