So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, 'The good outnumber you, and we always will.'

The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides, a human being is a much better guide than a 'More Like This' link on the internet.

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy.

Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

You have to be ruthless with yourself, in terms of being honest about what is working and what is not.

Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.

I hate all sidekicks.

I identify myself as a stand-up first. Even though lately there's been an explosion of acting on my schedule.

Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can turn you into a puppet cowboy before it kills you.

And you are made of a hundred trillion cells. We are, each of us, a multitude.

Don’t look for leadership just at the top of the tree. Listen to leadership wherever it is expressed.

To be simple, be kind. To be free, be non-judgmental. To be happy, be kind and loving.

It is so shocking to find out how many people do not believe that they can learn, and how many more believe learning to be difficult.

Psychotherapy works, and some types of therapy have been shown to be much more effective than antidepressants over the long run.

I thought to myself, what is everyone's worst fear? Nuclear terrorism in America.

The ideal of a single civilization for everyone, implicit in the cult of progress and technique, impoverishes and mutilates us

When shucked and released from its edges, the windowless subject stands alone as its own thing.

For me it comes down to one thing: I'm trying to follow my own nature.

I went from 118 pounds to 135 pounds in a few months. But, I still didn't know anything about food.