So where'd you park the car, Max?''I don't know. I couldn't see over the wheel.''That's okay. I think I can smell it.

After crosses and losses men grow humbler and wiser.

While you might see a cat on a hot tin roof, a dog on a hot tin roof would be yowling its head off.

A woman usually respects her father, but her view of her husband is mingled with contempt, for she is of course privy to the transparent devices by which she snared him.

When traveling abroad if you see something you yearn for if you can afford it at all, buy it. If you don't you'll regret it all your life.

To make converts is the natural ambition of everyone.

I knew when I grew up, I always wanted to be a liar, and if you're in television, you're lying because you're just pretending to be yourself much like I'm doing now.

It is not enough for a painter to be a clever craftsman; he must love to 'caress' his canvas, too.

I write because I can't imagine not writing.

You have to give it to the Packers. They are a good team. They have a great offense and a great defense.

There is no flaw or vacuum in the amount of the truth - but all is truth without exception; And henceforth I will go celebrate any thing I see or am, And sing and laugh and deny nothing.