So you are the people tearing down the Brazilian rainforest and breeding cattle.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

The best writing is rewriting.

Getting a divorce is always horrible because you feel you've failed. Everyone hates to give up on a marriage. You think your family's broken up.

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.

For any movement to gain momentum, it must start with a small action.

When we realize that there is never a single story about any place, we regain a kind of paradise.

It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots.

John legend is a nickname that somebody started calling me a while ago and part of it is 'cos I sound like an old man when I sing.

People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway.

There is no idea that does not carry in itself a possible refutation, no word that does not imply its opposite.

When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn't think anyone would notice, but I persevered because - like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle - it was a labour of love.