So you get two good hours on the field about every day, you get about an hour and a half in the meeting room and that's pretty much all you need to thoroughly coach your team.

Will be the 14th time I've coached in Neyland Stadium. ... I've coached there more than some of their head coaches.

He was the unloving father that I never had, but I still craved his acceptance.

But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

You can't spell Citrus without UT

In my experience I've learned women are better streakers.

I don't know. I always sort of liked playing [Georgia] that second game because you could always count on them having two or three key players suspended.

It’s easier to win the National Championship than the SEC, ask Nick Saban.

A swamp is where Gators live. We feel comfortable there, but we hope our opponents feel tentative. A swamp is hot and sticky and can be dangerous. Only Gators get out alive.

I don't think telling the truth ever gets anyone in trouble in the long run. Maybe the day after, but not in the long run.

Coaching to me is correcting mistakes and trying to get your players to think. If raising your voice occasionally gets them to think better, then that's called coaching.

Novel writing is World Building & Word Weaving (Neil Postman's terms).

I am constantly torn between killing myself and killing everyone around me.

Forget UNIX - it will be gone in 5 years.

They say either get right or get left, how about I just go forward and never look back.

Don't think about what can happen in a month. Don't think about what can happen in a year. Just focus on the 24 hours in front of you and do what you can to get closer to where you want to be!

In the era of imperialism, businessmen became politicians and were acclaimed as statesmen, while statesmen were taken seriously only if they talked the language of succcessful businessmen.

Get up from your desk and wander outside occasionally. To be a good writer one needs to be a good observer, and there isn't a lot to be observed at desk level.

Man sheds grief as his skin sheds rain.

Furthermore, unlike Man's other great good friend the horse, the cat is no sweating serf of Man. The only labor she condescends to perform is to catch mice and rats, and that's fun.

Let women issue a declaration of independence sexually, and absolutely refuse to cohabit with men until they are acknowledged as equals in everything, and the victory would be won in a single week.