So young a child ought to know which way she's going, even if she doesn't know her own name!

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

Resentment is like a drug. Once you pick it up, it will only get worse and worse until you surrender and do the work to let it go.

Savages we call them, because their manners differ from ours, which we think the perfection of civility; they think the same of theirs.

You ride astride the imaginary in order to hunt down the real.

The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun.

Humility is not thinking less of yourself; it is thinking of yourself less. Humility is thinking more of others.

I look at myself and read what people say on the internet and some fans say the club should get rid of me - which shows how fickle some people can be.

In America, our origins matter less than our destination, and that is what democracy is all about.

value exists only where there is consciousness. Where nothing ever is felt, nothing matters.

Contentment is better than divinations or visions.