Social media is where losers go to feel important.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

The older I get, the faster I was.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

If you don’t convert your time into products, you will regret it. If you don’t multiply your life, you will soon find out that your life is almost finished with nothing to show for it.

[T]he more critical lesson I learned that day is still one too many kids never figure out: don't be shy about making a teacher of any willing party who knows what he or she is doing.

It may be of interest to future generals to realize that one makes plans to fit circumstances stances and does not create circumstances to fit plans. That way danger lies.

Fake confidence on the outside often trumps truthful turmoil on the inside.

I waver between a cop-out agnostic and principled atheism

We love comfort, and people make a lot of money selling us comfort, but I would challenge the notion that comfort is usually good for us.

If it’s change you need, relish the journey.

The writer cannot make the seas of distraction stand still, but he [or she] can at times come between the madly distracted and the distractions.

If it makes you happy it can't be that bad

That's always good when you can bring out two sets of fans and supporters and then kinda cross them in between.