Social networks are so full of wasted time - they could be compared to a waste disposal system. Flush, before you go and waste no time to go.

The way to be invisible - is to truly be imaginary. But since you cannot imagine yourself, you have to clone your imagination into being an image of yourself. Imagine that.

The NSA may, or may not have rejected the invisible secret operative application form I never even bothered to have sent over to them. I'll never know...

A relationship is a process. If you have nothing to learn - you have a slave to teach. 's why schools are effective.

The only way to efficiently battle evil is to copy enough to know how to counter each argument, yet not enough to believe all the bullshit.

I think she's too single for me, and she thinks I'm with two other people. She also thinks she thinks, I think.

Some people are so much heaven to the square inch that life is simply hell, when she leaves you in order to go south for the winter. (Yes, women are people too, sometimes even threee.)

IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn't, because the line is invisible.

Silence is the invisibility of talking. I'd take half an argument over half a silence any day. And I'd take peace and quiet over a full-blown argument any other day, unless it's Tuesday.

When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow.

To fall in love twice, with the same person, you need to grow another heart. That's all I do in my secret underground laboratory at night...

I'm gonna take you right here on this table, Scar, so every time you're sitting here working, all you'll be able to think about is coming apart on my mouth.

It is not death or pain that is to be dreaded, but the fear of pain or death.

Sometimes he thought they were all forsaken, every soul on this earth.

A clear fire, a clean hearth, and the rigour of the game.

Oprah's quitting in 2011. Now we know why the Mayans ended their calendar in 2012

We must stop climate change. And we can, if we use the tactics that worked in South Africa against the worst carbon emitters.

It's hard in L.A. not to go out, it gets lonely. Being an actress is lonely, and I never want to be alone. I hate sleeping alone.

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.

Excuses cost a dime and that's why the poor could afford a lot of it.

So, I understand when they make a mistake and everyone at home is throwing their shoe at the television set.