Social satire has been around since people have been around.

I'm terribly attention-seeking. It's very different once you get all this attention, though. Because then you want to control it. And you can't exactly.

I was quite fat as a kid. And swimming is a sport you can enjoy whatever size you are. If you're fat, running is a pain. I'm not really built for running.

All you can do in this life is follow your dreams. Otherwise you're just wasting your time.

A bully can only make you feel bad about yourself if you let them.

I thrive off the company of others, I love being sociable.

I was the kind of person who got bullied and loved the attention of it.

I've just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired.

People think writing a children's book is something you could do in an afternoon but it's actually really hard.

I am a huge fan of 'Doctor Who.'

I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines.

It is easy to find peace if you are kind, loving, and forgiving.

When you have got an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away it is best to let him run.

I don't know what being an Everest guide means. I am a coach, not a guide.

Small beginnings are the launching pad to great endings.

My next baby will be my new record.

The ablest administrators do not merely draw logical conclusions from the array of facts of the past which their expert assistants bring to them, they have a vision of the future.

I was suckered in by the myth of the man [ William Burroughs] as much as by his work.

I sometimes compare my brainstorming on paper to the drilling of oil wells. The only way to strike oil is to drill a lot of wells.

If I’d a knowed more, I would a loved more.

I would love to explore film seeing as I have prominently been on television. It would be nice to change it up and focus on film a little bit.