Socialism appeals to me. It's like imposed Christianity. You've got to share.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

Theres monsters in all of us, but theres also vulnerability.

Let us remember: trials are an evidence of a Father's love.

The darkness has departed and the night stars have passed by, you have touched my life like never before and I cannot stop thanking God for you in my life. Have a great day!

I can testify that it is nearly always easier to make $1,000,000 honestly than to dispose of it wisely.

I'm older, and I wish that a lot of things that I did in my life, I didn't do, but I'm able to talk about it.

I am the boss of me. You can't change anyone else. Women think they can. But you know what? You can't.

We all love to see women on top, and as the record shows, this next powerful woman is always on top. She does it all by living for love.

Tennis is for me joy, nothing less than that.

Free-diving is all about dealing with anxiety. I've blacked out a few times. I've had big black-outs.

A monarch frequently represents his subjects better that an elected assembly; and if he is a good judge of character he is likely to have more capable and loyal advisers.