Society can serve its citizens only to the extent that it knows them.

Consciousness is the chronic pain of life, and all higher organisms suffer it every waking moment.

In a thousand years, Fred, no one will even know or care we existed.

Capitalism was a marvel, as long as you were a capitalist.

Be they pharaohs or freeholders, barons or farmers, landowners have been the most capable, most intrepid, and most assertive members of civilized society.

The best time to seek a favour is when you can give something in return. The best time to expect to succeed is when you're capable of working for it.

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

Athletes and actors do really crazy things and we do them under weird circumstances because we love what we do and because we take things in an extreme manner.

Anything that is created must sooner or later die. Enlightenment is permanent because we have not produced it; we have merely discovered it.

The Spanish and Cuban people have the same kind of wakes the Irish do. They go on for two or three days and drink a lot of booze and eat a lot of food.

He who has failed three times sets up as an instructor.

Good decisions don't make life easy, but they do make it easier.

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different.

Jesus is knocking at your door. Take hold of the better life by letting him into your life. Make him the boss of your life. It'll change everything.

Bring mine unopened, with a napkin and an opener. (Blaine) What? Afraid I’m going to spit in it, big boy? (Aimee)