Society indeed conspires to keep you ball and chained.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Submit to God and be at peace with him

717! You are behaving like a demented bluebottle - stop that!

Be thankful for the beautiful moment.Be thankful for the gift of today.Be thankful for how far you have reached.

Split up means being in state of being an a victim which can be killed easy.

People imprison themselves.

I know I've made the right decision when I've followed my heart.

President Bush and Bill Clinton both agree that cloning is morally wrong. Clinton said that he thinks humans should be made the old-fashioned way - liquored up in a cheap hotel room.

A time when it is far too early to arise, but so late that going to bed makes small sense.

Energy enables a man to force his way through irksome drudgery and dry details and caries him onward and upward to every station in life.

With so much drama in the L-B-C, It's kinda hard bein Snoop D-O-double-G