Society just has a way of inhibiting you, which is good and bad.

Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except, I don't like Beatrice. I just like B and that's all.

A little glitter can turn your whole day around.

I don't really believe in pretending to be happy when you're not. Mostly I believe that you should burden your friends with your problems.

Even though sometimes you can control your anger, you can't control your sadness.

I was a good kid, but I was just very chatty. Teachers were rarely entertained, but occasionally a child was, which was enough for me. Everything was so urgent. I needed to say it immediately.

I'm not actually sure I'm grown-up enough for grown-up books.

My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money.

Can't we be friends?' I hate your guts, Frankovitch' Can't our guts be friends?

I don't even like clowns. Clowns are not normal people.

I find the term perfect child to be an oxymoron.

The fourth approved approach for the problem of frontally attacking a guarded wormhole was to shoot the officer who suggested it.

How could he uphold the law when that law upheld injustice?

This substance, which is manifold in its forms and protean in its transformations, has, in its state of living matter, one physiological name which has become familiar, that of protoplasm.

I sold my first screenplay six months before 'Glee,' but they had the option for a year and now it's back with me.

The commander must establish personal and comradely contact with his men, but without giving away one inch of authority.

Concentration is a fine antidote to anxiety.

Indignation and compassion form a powerful combination. They are indispensable to vision, and therefore to leadership.

Man's mind cannot grasp the causes of events in their completeness, but the desire to find the causes is implanted in man's soul.

Coeur qui soupire n'a pas ce qu'il desire. The heart that sighs does not have what it desires.

Don't tell me about your effort. Show me your results