Society my dear is like salt water good to swim in but hard to swallow.

An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.

When life brings you full circle, pay attention. There's a lesson there.

There is so much to see and learn here that I often find I'm not blinking in case I miss anything. I have to use artificial tears to moisten my eyes.

Somedays, if bitterness were a whetstone, I could be sharp as grief.

The proper study of a wise man is not how to die but how to live.

I've been in training for stardom.

Weakness, fear, melancholy, together with ignorance, are the true sources of superstition. Hope, pride, presumption, a warm indignation, together with ignorance, are the true sources of enthusiasm.

Bad acting is the ultimate inconsideration.

When I was about 13 or 14. I was in a Kingston Trio type group. We evolved into the New Breed. Our first song on the radio was "Green Eyed Woman," not to be confused with "Green Eyed Lady".

All religions begin with the cry Help.