Sociologists say that going to the movies is a bonding experience. It probably has to do with the way you feet stick to the floor.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Be simple

He had the face of an angel, but he f**ked like a devil.

In a statement to the Associated Press earlier in the year, Jamie Lynn said she didn’t have a boyfriend. She said, ‘I’m keeping my options open.’ And by options, she meant legs.

People have a habit of inventing fictions they will believe wholeheartedly in order to ignore the truth they cannot accept.

School just speeds things up... Without school it might take 70 years before you wake up and are able to count.

The fight against hunger and poverty is also predicated on the creation of a world order that accords priority to social and economic development.

When the slugs penetrate, you feel a burning sensation, Gettin closer to God in a tight situation.

Maturity, as I conceived it, was recognizing what was bad or peculiar in life, admitting it has to stay that way, and going ahead with the best of things.

A year. We'd known each other only a year, but we'd lived a lifetime in it.

A Pulitzer Prize is awaiting the journalist who can find an American who dies of hunger, and probably the Nobel Prize for literature as well.