Some archeologists believe that Stonehenge - the mysterious arrangement of enormous elongated stones in England - is actually a crude effort by the Druids to build a computing device.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

Great things happen to those who don't stop believing, trying, learning, and being grateful.

You will observe that the stories told are all about money-seekers, not about money-finders.

When you get above the line, you're above the line. So my thing is I just want to make music where I am always above that line.

So what Ghost Stories means to me is like you've got to open yourself up to love and if you really do, of course it will be painful at times, but it will be great at some point.

The songwriting was almost like something I did while I was waiting for my daughter to come back.

Getting married is an adventure. Because when you're getting married, you're doing something you don't know anything about. Did you ever think of that?

You'll catch your death of cold. Clouseau: Yes, yes I probably will but . . . its all part of life's rich pageantry, you kneau.

Never make excuses for someone who disrespects you-who they are or what they do isn't a pass to treat you like trash!

Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once.

Success comes from continuing to strive, fail and learn without losing enthusiasm.