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H. L. Mencken Quotes: Some boys go to college and eventually succeed in getting out. Others go to college and never succeed in getting out. The latter are called professors.
         

Some boys go to college and eventually succeed in getting out. Others go to college and never succeed in getting out. The latter are called professors.


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