Some call me a gangster of love

You're the cutest thing that I ever did see I really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree

It is never too late to be who you might have been. It is always possible

You probably wouldn't remember. I probably couldn't forget.

Hefeweizen. Never drink something you can't spill.

Dinosaurs may be extinct from the face of the planet, but they are alive and well in our imaginations.

The question to everyone's answer is usually asked from within.

You better not brag, you're a hunky old hag, and that goes for your mother, too.

Canadian pride may not rest on our sleeves, but it resides deeply in our hearts.

We're trying to increase the efficiency of students to learn from current instruction.

We are bullish on the health benefits, but they have to bring value.

How do you write? You write, man, you write, that’s how…If you practice an art faithfully it will make you wise, and most writers can use a little wising up.

You are fifty different kinds of twisted.""Only fifty? Val, you wound me.

There's a charm, there's a rhythm, there's a soul to Jewish humor. When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, 'You're doing a Jewish act.'

I never feel more myself than when I’m writing; I never enjoy any day more than a good writing day.

It's important not to make the gold medal bigger than it is.

I think that we need women role models everywhere. I think that it's really hard to imagine yourself as something that you don't see.

HOPE sustains us through despair. Hope teaches that there is reason to rejoice...even when all seems dark around us.

Revenge leads to an empty fullness, like eating dirt.

I have no ambition to shine beyond my abilities.

Today we're seeing fundamental conflicts within political Islam, with the fundamentalists on the one side and the moderates on the other. Who gains the upper hand means a great deal to the world.