Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

Better health is more important than beauty and with better health comes beauty.

Do the work in your unique style.

To pray is to mount on eagle's wings above the clouds and get into the clear heaven where God dwelleth.

If you want to achieve the unimaginable, you start by imagining it.

I never had trouble getting an agent. I went out and got my first couple roles, and literally within six months I never had to have another job other than acting.

We will never build enough prisons to end our crime problem.

Whenever we defend democracy we find oil.

There is little in life so reassuring as a genuine welcome.

Perhaps to restore human freedom we should deny determinism ?