Some donkeys have amazing luck.

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

Self-sacrifice enables us to sacrifice other people without blushing.

Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the hands of other men.

Nobody could stand an eternity of Heaven.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.

Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned. May not one lost soul be permitted to abstain?

Heaven is the most angelically dull place in all creation

You can start now and create a great future.

Ben wore the same goofy smile as in the photo. Take that, new guy! I can make him happy too!

I'm not perfect. Never have been.Never will be.~ Louis Tomlinson

That way you can be certain to learn something you didn't know previously.

Leaders honor their core values, but they are flexible in how they execute them.

Last night, I was on the threshold of hell. To-day, I am within sight of my heaven. I have my eyes on it: hardly three feet to sever me!

Perfect love is long delayed.

I used to hang out at karaoke bars all the time. It was the most fun you could have when you had no money.

I want to do a jean line for boys and girls that are sometimes too skinny to fit into jeans, or sometimes a little bit too husky to fit into some jeans.

If the Republican Party shifts to the right, how will we know?