Some filmmakers go into a film and it's already shot and cut in their head.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

I like a good murder that can't be found out. That is, of course it is very shocking, but I like to hear about it.

The tyrant grinds down his slaves and they don't turn against him, they crush those beneath them.

Writers are such phonies: they sometimes have wise insights but they don't live by them at all. That's what writers are like...you think they know something, but usually they are just messes.

Beauty (was)a gift which, in the eyes of New York, justified every success, and excused a certain number of failings.

Lucky individuals in each generation find technology appropriate to their needs.

A sense of absurdity interferes with my efforts to appear venerable.

Have a purpose to your life: Purpose does not mean having a job...You can have a job and still be unfulfilled.

You really don't have to worry about your spouse, as long as you trust him or her. If you trust your spouse or whoever you're in a relationship with, everybody else doesn't matter.

The Best sign of Wisdom is the consistency between the words and deeds.

The only transformation that interests me is a total transformation - however minute