Some folks are wise and some otherwise.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

You need to make relationships to help you.

The question of the family now divides our society so deeply that the opposing sides cannot even agree on a definition of the institution they are arguing about.

The American way is the way most law-abiding Americans live - in debt. Does this make a balanced budget un-American?

Why do they collect garbarge at 5am? Why? It's garbage. It's not going to go bad again.

Jackie Chan, I've known him, he's a great guy. I know he's very watchable and fun. He's perfect, actually.

Move beyond the limited parameters that most human beings have and realize that there are thousands and millions of worlds beyond this world.

Animal rights without veganism is like human rights with slavery. It makes no sense. None whatsoever.

Men rush toward complexity; but yearn for simplicity.

Gentlemen, include me out.

O, wonder! How many goodly creatures are there here! How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world, That has such people in't!