Some girls are sweeter… Others have a tinge of bitterness… It is as if I can smell their souls. Their experiences and relationships are painted in warm, sour crimson.

In the Catskills, nostalgia runs backwards. The upwardly mobile Jewish masses of the 1950s and 1960s have been replaced by the Jews of 19th century Poland.

Comedies are fit for common wits: But to present a kingly troop withal, Give me a stately-written tra

If I could sell 500 million records every time, it would be great. But I've also had the luxury experience of having it when I was a teenager, in a very kind of model version of it.

My mother was a feminist and a divorcee who worked. She was very smart.

Happiness flourishes where there is happiness...

Common sense dictates the term hot fudge sundae has a totally different meaning in prison.

Fee fi foe fum, she's scratching on my back. Oh, here she comes.

We gave him a hearty welcome, for there was nearly half as much of the entertaining as of the contemptible about the man.

It'll take me a lot longer to read a script if there's no director attached.

Evangelization is leading people to Jesus, not ourselves.