Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.

If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.

I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.

I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.

If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

Be courageous and He shall strengthen your heart, all of you who hope in the Lord.

Sharing your passion with others will not only enlighten them to your dedication and commitment, it can enable you to garner their participation, collaboration, cooperation, and endorsement.

Heaven gives us hope and makes our present burdens easier to bear.

Thought, like any parasite, cannot exist without a compliant host.

As regards obstacles, the shortest distance between two points can be a curve.

I don't believe in luck, I believe in preparation.

a weak and irresolute disposition is often more destructive than determined vice.

I have a tendency to be lucky and make the right choices based on limited information.

It's chaotic. I have heard blood-curdling screams, and every time I hear it I think someone's being brutally murdered, but I realize it's a werewolf.

Making a movie and not directing the little moments is like drinking a soda and leaving the little slurp puddle for someone else.