Some guy hit my fender the other day and I said unto him "Be fruitful and multiply." But not in those words.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

The greatest gift to man is woman, But the greatest gift to woman is herself.

Have the courage to take your own thoughts seriously, for they will shape you.

You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.

I think that any of the places that's cut off from money, things come up, what the people have to rely on.

In my Gau, as far as I know, only Communists who had actually worked against the State were arrested.

Most people do not know themselves. The real you is not that person you are when times are great, the real you shows when everything goes wrong. Can you hold on, can you keep pushing or do you quit?

The message has to go to the streets, it's imperative that we reach those who may not get to a church. We receive their questions, it's important that the world asks questions.

And what I saw happening is that women don't make one decision to leave the workforce. They makes lots of little decisions really far in advance that kind of inevitably lead them there.

It has always been Oscar Peterson. He is my Rachmaninoff.

I consciously try not to play favorites with my characters or my books.