Some guys are worth breaking the rules for.

Gem, there is an exception to every rule and we are going to be it. I'm not losing you.

I learned much too late that what you called love was nothing but a desperate and irrational fear of a life lived alone.

The humility of wisdom is the happy consciousness that all things come from God, are sustained by God, and exist for God. This wisdom is rooted in the pride-destroying, joy-giving cross of Christ.

A biography is considered complete if it merely accounts for six or seven selves whereas a person may well have as many as a thousand.

I believe anger is a wasted emotion, and I don't like to waste emotions.

If nothing is self-evident, nothing can be proved. Similarly if nothing is obligatory for its own sake, nothing is obligatory at all.

We must not inquire too curiously into motives. they are apt to become feeble in the utterance: the aroma is mixed with the grosser air. We must keep the germinating grain away from the light.

I'm not particularly prolific.

Living too long exacts a painful price.

It's no coincidence that trust in government is at an all-time low now that the size of government is at an all-time high.

Thou shalt not steal-only from other comedians.