Some guys look better as they get older.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

Today a minimum wage earner has to work a day and a half just to pay for a full tank of gas. That is simply shameful.

For I am a bear of very little brain, and long words bother me.

Even at the end of a presidential election campaign, we have no way to know what Mitt Romney really believes.

One cannot have "success" in poetry. If I wanted to be successful, I'd have become a lawyer.

The first day of the rest of my life, and I’m not sure I want to be here. I know I should be thanking somebody for this, but I really don’t feel like it. Instead, I wish they hadn’t bothered.

It seems strange that some artists fear a blank canvas, when it has been a major contributory factor to great paintings.

I get in fights with my sister all the time. She comes on the road with me and we fight - like sisters do.

I have been there, and still would go; 'T is like a little heaven below.

Youth is everywhere in place.

The mere fact that you have obstacles to overcome is in your favor.