Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.

Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.

Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.

A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded

What is fear but that ‘thing’ that we believed to be as powerful as it pretended to be.

If we don’t do our best and constantly ask God for miracles, it means we are objurgating our responsibility to God.

We don't really learn anything properly until there is a problem, until we are in pain, until something fails to go as we had hoped ... We suffer, therefore we think.

I think it was when I ran into Kerouac and Burroughs - when I was 17 - that I realized I was talking through an empty skull... I wasn't thinking my own thoughts or saying my own thoughts.

I love lipbalms in general; they're very important!

Two people can look at the same thing and see it differently.

Incompetency begets incompetency. The last thing a guy who isn't sure of himself wants is a guy backing him up who is sure of himself.

Trends come and go, but cool is forever.

I'm not making music for old people or young people. [It's] for everybody that wants to listen to it.