Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

If you mind your own business, you'll stay busy all the time.

Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.

We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.

The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life.

You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots.

My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.

Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.

I get whiskey bent and hell bound.

I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five.

The reason we all like to think so well of others is that we are all afraid for ourselves. The basis of optimism is sheer terror.

I hear the singing of the lives of women. The clear mystery, the offering, and the pride.

No matter what the situation may be, I still take pleasure in witnessing the joy of others.

From my very first day as an entrepreneur, I've felt the only mission worth pursuing in business is to make people's lives better.

God, to redeem us at the deepest portion of our nature - the urge to love and be loved - must reveal His nature in an incredible and impossible way. He must reveal it at a cross.

I want faith; but I am faithless

Every citizen, regardless of his race, creed, or color, is entitled to equal justice.

And it's possible to monetize your art without compromising the integrity of it for commerce.

HYPOTHESES: Evil is boring. Cynicism is idiotic. Fear is a bad habit. Despair is lazy. Joy is fascinating. Love is an act of heroic genius. Pleasure is our birthright. Receptivity is a superpower.

Always be sexy. I salute that message.