Some liars are so expert they deceive themselves.

Those who think it is permissible to tell white lies soon grow color-blind.

Patience is the analogue of God's serenity.

Some folks never handle the truth without scratching it.

If you sit by the wayside waiting for Success, your knees will be too stiff to follow her when she passes.

Love is a boomerang that returns to the thrower's hand.

The bigger the dam of patience, the worse the flood when the dam breaks.

We use religion like a trolley-car--we ride on it only while it is going our way.

Reason clears and plants the wilderness of the imagination to harvest the wheat of art.

Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.

A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.

My melon soulCrushed by your Gallagher of apathy

I am like any other man. All I do is supply a demand.

The real truth of that is that much as you want to believe that it's you being on top of everything, you're actually relying massively on the people around you.

In general, people are comfortable sharing their music. There are two exceptions, though - Lady Gaga and Britney Spears.

All actors have to change their name.

If we are bold, love strikes away the chains of fear from our souls.

Don't discount the power of your words. The thought that they might cause unnecessary hurt or discomfort should inform every conversation.

Stupidity often saves a man from going mad.

The embodiment of kindness is often made difficult by our long ingrained patterns of fear & jealousy.

Galleries are nice to me. I sign a lot of autographs.