Some members of Congress now are complaining they are underpaid. They want to propose a pay raise. You can't blame them. A lot of them took a big income hit when Enron folded.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

IF YOU DON'T GO AFTER WHAT YOU WANT

It's not love on which the strongest foundations are built. It's the decency of merciful lies.

Every once in a while, a new technology, an old problem, and a big idea turn into an innovation.

Perhaps enlightenment, technology and secularism haven't cleared Europe of the oldest science of all - the occult.

Be the catalyst for change. Empowering women, empowering humanity

Marvin Gaye was one of the coolest. I look to him as a style icon and as an artist.

As a person thinks, feels, and believes, so is the condition of his or her mind, body, and circumstances.

For one day spent well, and agreeably to your precepts, is preferable to an eternity of error.

I feel all shadows of the universe multiplied deep inside my skin.