Some men are warriors and some men are weenies. The trick is figuring out which is which.

Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same.

Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree.

A pigs and pain, until you really get to know 'em. Then he's a paid with the soul.

Analyzing dreams is much like walking on water. There are a limited number of people who do it well.

Booze and boys, ain't nothing in the universe that'll make a girl stupid faster.

Maybe knowledge is power, but it's damned hard to think a burglar to death.

Maybe life does suck, Pork Chop, but it beats the hell out of the alternative.

Just when you think you have life by the tail, it's likely to whip around and take a hunk outta your balls.

There is no greater hell than realizing you're in love with the guy you hate.

You lose a couple of pounds and get a guy good and drunk, you could have a hell of a good time even if you are not smart.

What is heroic is not making life any harder that it has to be.

A belief in reincarnation would at least give us some slack

Things that Hillary Clinton advocates are antithetical to Christian values: killing babies, redefining institutions established by God.

You call yourself what you want to call yourself. This is the land of the free.

Go deeper than love, for the soul has greater depths, love is like the grass, but the heart is deep wild rock molten, yet dense and permanent.

Some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future

Experimental science hardly ever affords us more than approximations to the truth; and whenever many agents are concerned we are in great danger of being mistaken.

Countries are like fruit-the worms are always inside.

Access to science is greater than ever before. There are more vehicles out there that grant the public access to science. Not to mention the Internet.

When it's all you, you can't blame a bear. You gotta bear the burden yourself.