Some of Paul Scholes' tackles come in so late they arrive yesterday.

Samuel Eto'o is reputedly the highest-paid player in the world at £350,000 per week - that's £5,000 a day

Many of the Iranian players show their Christian names on their shirts.

That's often the best place to beat a goalkeeper, isn't it, between the legs?

Young Michael Brown is still somewhat of a wild-child, with the ill behaviour, with the ill behaviour!!

He went through a non-existant gap.

He's showed him the left leg, then the right. Where's the ball, the defender asks? It's up his sleeve.

If you cut Jamie Carragher open, he'll bleed red.

He is the man who has been brought on to replace Pavel Nedved. The irreplaceable Pavel Nedved.

England are learning to walk before they can run with their feet nailed firmly to the ground.

One or two of their players aren't getting any younger

You can have anything you need in life, the only price you have to pay is for you to exchange your life for greatness and greatness will deliver that thing you need to you.

A man don't always have to eat what he's standing life. If he wants, a man can fix a meal of his own choosing.

Eternity is a glorious word, but eternity is ice.

God can only send the greater light when men's hearts are able to bear it.

Now sod off back to your own world, you motherless scum, and save your threats for those who care.

Others may use the ocean as their road; Only the English make it their abode.

It's a sword, not a fairy wand, you know.

You know everyone loves to hate a happy pair of lovebirds.

Al Davis is the kind of guy who would steal your eyes and then try to convince you that you looked better without them

To give a generous hope to a man of his own nature, is to enrich him immeasurably.