Some of my favorite songs--and I don't know if this is the right terminology--are white-boy classics.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

If only we could crawl inside our dreams and live there. Why can't I live inside my dream?

You are perfectly right in making some slight alteration. Indeed, no woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.

We make a living by what we get but we make a life by what we give.

Elizabeth Taylor. In her heyday, she was amazing.

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored.

Take my hand and we'll go riding through the sunshine from above. We'll find happiness together in the summer skies of love.

Digression is the soul of wit.

Purity, patience and perseverance are the three essentials to success and above all love.

Society demands conformity at the expense of individual liberty. Let us be for once a non conformist to be fully alive.

My friends were poor, but honest, so's my love.