Some of us are born big-minded with small penises. Others have big penises and small-minded.

Freedom isn't to do what you want at somebody else's expense.

I'm very open about my politics. I don't believe in any political party at all, none of them.

I'm no one's lap dog, you can't put me on a leash.

Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

Punk became a circus didn't it? Everybody got it wrong. The message was supposed to be: Don't follow us, do what you want!

Just because people think politically different to you doesn't mean they're inhuman.

Sometimes the most positive thing you can be in a boring society is absolutely negative.

Obama's dense as a doorbell; not much going on up there - it's a wooden top.

You'd have to be daft as a brush to say you didn't like Pink Floyd.

I'm not this callous clown walking around laughing at life all the time. I've had some serious, serious problems in my life. But I've come out with a smile.

Have to? Of course you have to! But only because of you, Harry, won't rest until Voldemort is finished! Think now, for once, if you have never heard of the prophecy! What would you do?

What a paradox! People hate to be miserable but choose to be miserable. Remember this the next time misery arrives.

Having an open mind is the most important precondition for creatingnew ideas.

I remember when I got married. I remember where I got married. But for the life of me I can't remember why I got married.

Man must be arched and buttressed from within else the temple wavers to dust.

When I ate vanilla frosting straight from the can, I could feel God standing right nest to me like a real best friend, watching, and smiling, and wishing he had a mouth.

My friends joke that I raised the Titanic and never left the Rockies.

Women could get it done...That's why we need more women to run so we have more women in power to make decisions.

Snobs look down on people, and I look down on everyone. Not in a snooty, classist way - I mean because I'm better than everyone. I don't give a s**t about good manners.

Secrecy is the element of all goodness; even virtue, even beauty is mysterious.