Some of us cannot be optimists, but all of us can be bigamists

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Beware of those who criticize you when you deserve some praise for an achievement, for it is they who secretly desire to be worshiped.

I think most of the time you can make something happen, and it's about not letting your imagination be limited by that.

God does not flunk any of His children. He just re-enrolls them.

I don't try and be dark, but there are obviously darker emotions that I want to capture sometimes.

Feeling animalistic. Feeling Hyena. Feeling Wolf. Feeling Dog. I am tongue and heart.

Hitler is a dancing dervish. He must be shot down.

The greatest danger that threatens us is neither heterodox thought nor orthodox thought, but the absence of thought.

A fraudulent intent, however carefully concealed at the outset, will generally, in the end, betray itself.

Whatever we worship, short of God, is sure to be our undoing.

I've never had an original thought in my lifeand there's tons of people on the internet happy to tell me just that.