Some of you in this room support higher taxes. I welcome your enthusiasm and am glad to report that the IRS takes both money orders and checks.

Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

Leadership to me means duty, honor, country. It means character, and it means listening from time to time.

Terrorist attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest buildings, but they cannot touch the foundation of America. These acts shatter steel, but they cannot dent the steel of American resolve.

Freedom itself was attacked this morning by a faceless coward, and freedom will be defended.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

Freedom is not our gift to the world it is God's gift to humanity.

To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students, I say, you too can be president of the United States.

I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States

A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman.

Happiness does not come from receiving

I don't wear my political feelings on my sleeve. However, if I'm asked, I will answer honestly.

Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking.

I came into the world two months too soon, I was in such a hurry.

Sometimes parts just come along when it's the perfect time for you to do them.

We don't really believe in mowing the lawn; we do it only to avoid unnecessary engagement with the neighbors.

Success in life is not how well we execute Plan A; it's how smoothly we cope with Plan B.

Oh, well, I'd like to have commercial success. I guess.

What is it, I wonder, that makes two people suddenly become important to each other? So important that everything else around them just fades away?

When I was having that alphabet soup, I never thought that it would pay off.