Some people are born with a brain that has this weird, magical mathematical thing that makes them an amazing jazz musician.

Tell me what you want, and then I'll put in what I want... after I'm done with my codependent providing for you, I'll get a little for me too.

I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them.

Well, I refer to Celebrity Jeopardy as the short-bus Jeopardy, because it is a lot easier. Like, there was a whole column basically naming stores in New York.

One of the big tensions in my life is that I have known the stresses of financial hardship since I was a little kid, and it is the cancer for which I am seeking a cure.

I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.

I think the people that are best at something, they don't think about it much. That's the whole key to being good at anything.

Aside from accidentally by my kids, like wrestling around with my kids, no one has ever punched me in the face.

I've always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess.

I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.

No, I don't know any Emily Dickinson poems!

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What it comes down to is that anybody can win with the best horse. What makes you good is if you can take the second or third best horse and win.

I have a great time with my life, and I wanna share it.

Since the generality of persons act from impulse, much more than from principle, men are neither so good nor so bad as we are apt to think them.

If you can't test it, don't build it. If you don't test it, rip it out.

The interesting thing about doing a play is to find a way to make it fresh and do it as though you were doing it for the first time.

What anger worse or slower to abate then lovers love when it turns to hate.

Let us keep Christmas still a shining thing.

I hate to tell people what they should think 'cause I really have an aversion when people tell me what to think.

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