Some people are born without souls and will never evolve.

I have nothing but contempt.

I'd like to be for cinema what Shakespeare was for theatre, Marx for politics and Freud for psychology: someone after whom nothing is as it used to be.

Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.

In some ways, all our experiences of God are beyond belief, because all conceptual beliefs pale when compared to the experiential reality.

A barber lathers a man before he shaves him.

Ha, but my life is a box of wormgears.

A man's worth is what he is divided by what he thinks he is.

Anaesthesia, that's one technique: if it hurts, invent a different pain.

Laughing is a medicine. It releases this amazing stuff.

Always keep the mind cheerful. Everyone will die once. Cowards suffer the pangs of death again and again, solely due to the fear in their own minds.