Some [people] are really smart. You know who you are. Some [people] are really thick. Unfortunately, you don't know who you are.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

No matter how often we fail in any endeavor, we never get used to the feeling of depression that assails us after each successive failure.

The Universe is stranger than we imagine!

Up against another human being one's own procedures take on definition

I recommend doing some sort of acting class, something that can eventually get you in front of an agent or a manager, and practice is very important.

In fact, in Aberdeen, Washington, I am known as Mr. Small Package!

Come celebrate with me that every day something has tried to kill me and has failed.

The past is rich in lessons from which we would greatly profit except that the present is always so full of Special Circumstances.

That's what Archie did - built a house nobody could anticipate a need for, except himself, a house that was invisible to everyone else.

I would feel much the way I feel when anybody is elected. You deal with what you end up getting.

For time is inches And the heart's changes, Where ghost has haunted Lost and wanted.